Trip: Miami, Florida

Got Vice? It’s Deco, darling!

Where else would they dare decorate with seafoam green? Miami’s sexy strip of art-Deco architecture almost distracts us from the surf, sand, and rock-hard bodies! South Beach and sunshine is all Miami has, right?

Gasp! From SoBe to NoBe, Miami’s got….culture. In fact, Miami is servin’ up so much non UV-ray action, I totally forgot to catch skin cancer! The wide pedestrian mall of Lincoln Road offers world-class shopping and al-fresco dining, and don’t forget Little Havana! This thriving local community has the most authentic Cuban cuisine this side of Castro. Que rico!

Since being turned into a boutique hotel and membership club, the former Versace Mansion is suddenly much more than a murder site. On a tour, experience the lifestyles of its rich and famous past visitors. It’s not every day you get to see the toilet where Madonna took a tinkle! The area of Downtown Miami was lost for a time, but it’s back and it’s booming! Luxury hotels are bringing tourists right back to center, along with trendy nightclubs, and an up and coming Design District.

Beach Bum or Culture Vulture, Miami’s got you covered. In a sexy little swimsuit!